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Intelligent Jokes

  • 357 Want to read
  • 14 Currently reading

Published by Manic D Press .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Jokes & riddles,
  • Satire And Humor,
  • Humor,
  • Form - Jokes & Riddles,
  • Humor / General,
  • Humor / Jokes & Riddles

  • The Physical Object
    FormatPaperback
    Number of Pages127
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8337673M
    ISBN 100916397971
    ISBN 109780916397975
    OCLC/WorldCa57362905


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This is a collection of intelligent jokes and some funny stories for children and so-called grown-ups. This is a colorful potpourri collected over the years.

The various items were "quasi" found in the vastness of the Internet and the E-mail archives. What is the most intelligent but yet funniest joke you've ever heard.

wow i didn't know this would blow up like it did. Keep it coming with the great jokes. k comments. share. save. hide. report. At least I read that in some book, I can't find the quote right now unfortunately.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who read binary and those who don't. There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator. A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say Mother.

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The formula for jokes everyone knows: setup, punchline. An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were arguing about what was God's real profession. The philosopher said, "Well, first and foremost, God is a philosopher because he.

ISBN: OCLC Number: Notes: "Originally published in Hebrew by Or-Am Publishers, Israel"--Title page verso. Description. There is a special little feeling you get when you understand a really nerdy joke.

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These are the jokes scientists tell when we're not around, the jokes astronauts giggle at floating in zero gravity, the jokes many of us, unfortunately, will never fully come to appreciate.

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